i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Everything about him screamed your future.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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