hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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