the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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