If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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