I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
