Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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