Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We don't watch enough power rangers
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
