i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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