I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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