Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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