Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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