Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Randomize
