We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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