Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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