I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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