I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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