Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
