we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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