Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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