Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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