hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think I died a long time ago.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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