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what are you doing with your life
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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