Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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