drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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