Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
