The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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