i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just pee around me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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