I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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