It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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