is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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