i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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