Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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