I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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