it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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