who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
