Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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