he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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