Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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