Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Randomize
