well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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