Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize