Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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