I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
