So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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