why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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