Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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