you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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