I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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