great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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