dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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