If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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