Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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