I'm so fucking centered right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My vagina just recognized that song.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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