you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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