Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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