Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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