Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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