i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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