yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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